i ain't rich?

based solely on the 500 pound voucher I won, I rank in the top 47.22% richest people on the earth.

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

where y'at?

PS

gift ideas

How decisions are made

In case you still can't make a decision because of a paralyzing fear of the future. I suggest you look at this.

PS.
My face is leaking.

This week there are no words

POPVIDEO

Remind popvideo?

It was the first sign that a barrage of digital information was coming! Aie Aie!

I learned today that the leading cause of mortality and morbidity for women worldwide ages 15-44 is HIV. That is just unbelievable. I've never been big on AIDS advocacy like some people are, but this figure is frightening for the sheer fact that HIV/AIDS is 100% preventable!!

I mean, come on!

Next on today's agenda:

We will talk about the quantity of sparkling water I consume. The graphs show a daily consumption of approximately 3 liters per day. There is no measurement of the amount of sparkling water I emit. Tragedy strikes statistics once again.

#2. The eco-footprint of a house cat is close to that of a Volkswagen Golf.

#3. The eco-footprint of a dog is drastically larger than that of a Toyota LandCruiser.

Winner: Cat. Overall Winner: Hamster!

But when multiplied by the coefficient of food chain. The cat wins again!

#4. If you go out in town before 11am, you will be the only non-child under 50. But, do not fret, because when multiplied by the coefficient of food chain, you win (as long as you still have yer teeth).

happy 11/12/09. Soon it will be a new decade? Did you realize?

PS: There is a new word of franglais. Can you guess what it means? ITEM.

fogdays

Low lying clouds cover the city today. Visibility is a mere 50 meters at best and every creature is hooded and stumbling quickly forwards, towards their destined warmth. At least, this is how I see things after falling down three flights of stairs, landing on my feet, and finally, standing parallel with the people.

Officially, it must be the beginning of the cold season or the dark season. Daylight is leaving and we are replacing it with the heater, the blankets, and too many warm liquids. It is warned against this perilous mixing of warm liquids, cold places and speed. Loic failed to mention the crucial element of speed in transiting between warm liquids and cold places, but it must be essential.

The overhead light in my new office does not add to the romanticism of slaving over an original piece of research aided by an ever-full glass of brandy. So, I searched for the perfect accompaniment for my desk and my liquor fueled writings, but to no avail.

Instead, I came across pickles, gherkins or cornichons.

Nowhere near as exciting as lamps, lights, or lumieres.

:( End.

HAIRCUTTERY:

I am so surprised. See how my nostrils flare up to take it extra oxygen so I can sustain a state of excitement. Eyeballs are also enlarged, but this is only one of many adverse reactions to and overdose of oxygen.

The second adverse reaction is internet addiction. It is real. Fortunately, I am not a sufferer of such a terribly ironic and laughed-at malady. No, I'm just addicted to gum.

Dowap. Diddydiddy. Bang. Bang.