Day 6

I've relearnt the french keyboard, although I do often add lots of exclamation points kinda by accident or perhaps im just way excitée and don't know it. So I'm in Widnes, Cheshire, England. Sitting slant on a bed with the computer, orange it is, sitting slant on my legs (hairy). I've had two glasses of wine so far tonight and could go for two more but then I'd be jeopardizin my morning plans. Which at the moment are as follows:

• Take a shower and make hair begone from legs. Sorry poule but it's trop painful
• Go get a mobile telephone and try not to feel like so much of an imigrant
• Eat yoghurt because then yer cooch is satisfactory
• I never intended this to be all audience appropriate

I'm actually thinking about going to get more wine as I can currently see my to-do list and it's very small and not actually too much to do.

Next paragraph. The reason for my own blog instead of just commenting relentlessly on Ecklis. Well mostly because I've got talk aboot the insanity that is being foreign and really feeling foreign. In the search for apartments in England, Géraud cannot get any responses whereas I can. The reason being he is French and they can tell, he has way lots of vowels in his name and an accent. My name is Scottish, I blend in well, until they get me on the telephone in which case I will be using my fare share of 'lovely', 'brilliant', 'gorgeous', 'cheers', and hell why not ,'focking cunts'. It is still sad that I only elicit a response because they think they are dealing with a native. I'm not. Fooled you for now.

Next Song.
Since I'm paying £125 per week to stay where I am, I have been trying to eat and drink as much as possible-you know to really get my money's worth. IT is just dayumn hard. The latina comes through much more than expected. I really hope Eckli learns her a real good accent. And well she should do because an accent, hidden inside, is probably the best seducing agent I can think of. Full Stop.

I really wish I had some pictures to make your pupils dialate and then relax, but I dont have me a camera and you can just go to this site for them. Them being not my pictures but things that you should look at and then read the commentaries to understand why we should all be more upset than we are-and then get loud aboot it.