Two Sunday arrivals in a row. It's an exhausting taxi back from the airport to find a stark apartment with two dead poinsettias inside. They look frozen. I'm going to keep them for their withering effect and their symbolic representation of winter vegetation. (lame)
Moving on to better events, it's time for a public opinion poll on the continuation of my young years here with you all (ya'll for Geraud).*
2010 Move Away Generator X2
Please select from the following options and submit your desired choice(s) in the comments section followed by an artistic emoticon.
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A) Finish dissertation, move to New Orleans in April, Find Job, Ride Bicycle, Send for my Man
B) Fool's dissertation, move to New Orleans in February, Ride Bicycle, Resent Past Choices, Find Job, Accept and Cherish past choices followed by learned experiences, Send for my Man
C) Finish dissertation, sit on CV until details emerge clearly, Stay in Liverpool until further notice, Find Job, Complain about ERthing
D) Fool's dissertation, join army, Risk life for country which imposed horrendous student loans on Children before allowing them the right and pleasure of excessive alcohol consumption, Adopt stray kitten
E) Order food on the internet, convince Delivery person to write dissertation, eat some pizza/bread, acknowledge the ill-effects of fast food, Detox, move back to somewhere
F) Play the lottery daily, leisurely browse the internet and live vicariously through the acts of others while consuming minimum resources, WIN the lottery, overconsumption, religious awakening, sudden and tragic foot injury
G) Force my Man into the music industry singing covers of French Classics, Generate Geraud's Greatest Hits of 2010, book seasonal gigs in New Orleans and all other choice destination, spurious bicycle activity included
H) Write papers for undergraduate students, ride bicycle, location free, feed cookies to my Man.
The choice is yours.
* Since hanging out with Seth, my Man has taken to saying everyday with a pronounced Texan accent which results in a world resembling 'ER-day' or 'Erreyday' or 'Eur-I-Day"
8 comments:
i choose A and G! ^^)
but a mostly.
you forget the option: none of the above.
Or at least, you could have put an option: other, please specify.
And apart from that, I don't know... Option G looks to be a funny one to experience, although I doubt I'm going to be able to keep the people fed just with signing French songs that have already been sung so many times and by so many people.
And what about this one: finish the dissertation (because it is important, even though it doesn't look like it will ever be, I'm sure it will!), move away from Britain (otherwise we're facing permanent brain damage) and start fresh where you actually want to be and what you like?
And, of course, do that: "Er-day"!
eh. i think i'll just walk really fast to my next destination, be it the moon or the potato
gumbo went to the moon. they told me so on boing boing.
geraud, the pressing matter is that you forgot to use your emoticon!!! :)
you people are giving me not the future I like. :(
What is the future you like then? Was it part of the possibilities of the poll?
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Uh, my favorite one is forcing Geraud into the music industry.
Remember, I can make you a star, baby!!!
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