I can't take pictures. iShake. Tremble. I used to think that it was just my hands and figured I was coming down with some terrible chronic disease. Now, I know differently. My hands don't just shake, my entire body does. It's as if the camera appareil gets into my hands and it sways my body. Back and forth like a tiny boat in a tiny sea, but not with all the water.
Two magnets of opposite polar fields fidget and then break apart. This might be relevant to my situation with a camera. I'll take experiment suggestions.
Apart from this discovery late yesterday, my life has been slowly progressing as one would expect life to do. And pleasantly so, I might add. Life as a lady of leisure + the internet has it merits. The social physical interactions may be lacking but then I just walk outside and everyone is orange and is smuggling rabbits in their hair and I feel better about this slow descent into hermitism.
They are the color orange. The bright ones, not everyone maybe, but the visible people are. It's a constant parade of glitz in the afternoon. Little women teetering half a foot in the air. Heads spinning faster with the rise in elevation. Aesthetic drugging.
Need books.
Suggestions? Anti-recommendations?
PS
I just found this on the facebook. It's 7th grade allysin + other randoms, circa 1999.
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I have a theory. I might be magnetic. OR have some sort of magnetic charge. That would explain my shaking when holding cameras AND my gps skillz. whatchu think
how do people look when they have rabbits in their hair? whyare the people in liverpool orange?
recommendations for books = kurt vonnegut books, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series, the blue zones, and/or raunchy crossword puzzle books.
at least you don't have parkinson's. think about how shakey you'd be with just natural shaking + parkinson's. that would be quite a sight.
People are orange because they try to look like they've been in the sun, but it's definitely not the best country for sun bathing. So, they go to these fake tan shops and I suppose they get sprayed with some sort of liquid that makes your skin to turn into orange. I think it's scary.
Books... Gargantua. I think you would like it and it's not bad for 16th century fiction book. But don't get it in vieux Francois; it's a stuggle to read.
Well I think I have the book problem sorted out. The year of the flood was finally at the library and I took it along with Zen and Motos.
Apparently shaky hands can come from too much intra-cranial pressure...and since I am known to have had it in the past. I'm guessing this is the most likely cause. Either that or lack of sunshine.
Rabbits in hair. Oh you will see. It's the buffon poof. I can only assume that there are rabbits on the inside.
i was wondering what style i should porte, but i think i'm just gonna go with my american hippie style instead of something nicer cuz i ain't got no work people to impress and it seems the brits have rabbits in der hairs.
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